We've always asked for things for Christmas that we've never received. Who's fault is it? Have we been asking the wrong person all along?
Well, probably not. I probably haven't been on your "good girl" list for a million years now.
I'm sorry I always eat the cookies.
Every year I've asked for:
~World Peace (I swear this has always been first on the list),
~A beautiful singing voice (So far Canadian Idol judges would still cringe),
~A slim, trim, fit body (I don't see why I have to actually put my effort into it),
~A winning lottery ticket (Again, I don't see why I have to actually buy a ticket),
~My Soulmate (You sent me a disaster in the form of a human being. *Sigh*. I guess I should have been more specific on the details?),
Oh wait...maybe I've been asking God.